I have been watching some
World Cup Soccer
on tv.
I was inspired to invent a new game:
Soccer Diving

Rules for Soccer Diving:
On the referee's whistle the
competitor will act like
he has been shot or
nearly mortally wounded
or has suddenly had some bones broken.
The competitor will then
fall off the diving board
while continuing to express
great agony.
The competitior will then swim to
the edge of the pool
and climb out.
After rolling around
at poolside for some time
while holding his leg
or his arm or his head
the competitor will leap to his feet
and kick a soccer ball
that is strategically placed nearby.

Judges will use scorecards
to rate the divers on
acting ability
water entry
and originality.

Soccer Diving should soon become
an Olympic sport.
There are many potential
world class soccer divers
who would show well at
an international level.
Watch for:
Hockey Diving.

Always on the cutting edge
Mr. E