This photograph was taken in Nevada.
It was taken in a top secret toilet.
A top secret toilet in Area 51.

Nothing But Nonsense officials
purchased this 'leaked' photograph
for an incredible amount of money.

Crap Circles are real.
They are far too elaborate to re-create
for the purpose of a hoax.

If you find Crap Circles in your toilet
it means you have aliens in your home.

Try to remain calm.
Notify your local UFO authorities
immediately.