Are you concerned
about high levels of nonsense
at home?
in the car?
when your boss talks?
somewhere else?

You need the
Mr. E Technology

Nonsense-O-Meter

simply turn it on
and it does the rest

Your nonsense worries will be Over!

5 easy payments of
$99.99
allow 4-6 weeks shipping
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