Another note from Mr. E
before he does his final
stunt double audition preparations
and the fumigation team arrives
and forces him out of the building

It's an important day today.
One of you will be
visitor 1,000
to the
Nothing But Nonsense website.
Visitor 1,000
Today!
In a couple weeks, one of you
will be visitor 10,000.
Can you imagine?
Sometime after 10,000
the snowball effect will kick-in.
Then one of you will be
visitor 10,000,000,000,000,000.
Imagine being that person!
Once 10,000,000,000,000,000
hits are focused on just one little site
internet mainframes around
the globe will short-circuit.
We will be forced to use old
inventions like telephones
and bicycles
and go to places like
the post office.
I swear, there is a real place
called the post office.
Don't worry
this is all way down the road.
The fumigation guys are here.

Later
Mr. E