Letter of the day

Dear Mr. E
I don't think I can
work here another second.
If I have to bury my nose
in another man's armpit
I will lose my mind.
I loved working for you at
Nothing But Nonsense.
You're rude
and narrow-minded
but you usually smelled ok
and every day
you brought donuts
and poutine
and poutine donuts.
Please Mr. E
I beg you
make your site popular again
so I can come back to work.
I don't know how much longer
I can last.
signed
Gladys