Have Some Fun Technique #11

Go to church on Sunday.
Sit near the back.
When the priest proclaims
the psalm number
shout out
BINGO!!!
Everyone will look at you
and 'mur mur'
for a short time.
Soon it will be
business as usual again.
When the collection plate
comes around
pretend it's your
Bingo Winnings!
Stuff the money into
your pocket
and leave.
On the way out
tell the priest you will
be back next Sunday
so have nachos and cheese
all ready to go.

Disclaimer:
Nothing But Nonsense
accepts no responsibilty
for criminal charges
resulting from stealing
the collection plate.