Secrets to Seducing a Mannequin

If you're thinking
"I want my mannequin now!"
you'll blow it.
You need to be patient.
Don't return to the store
after a day or two.
That's too soon.
Don't wait four or five days.
Mannequins have short
attention spans.
She might forget you.
Wait three days exactly
then walk right back into the store.
Walk toward her
looking only at her as you approach
like nothing else matters.
Only her.
Be really careful not to bump into
a display or trip over something
as you draw near.
That could ruin everything.
Keep walking.
Keep looking hard at her.
Stop and stand in front of her.
Stare deep into her eyes.
She may not match your gaze.
Don't worry about that.
Keep staring into her eyes
with all the strength you can muster.
Now look her up and down
slowly
then look her down and up
then up and down again
like you're dressing her with your eyes.
Be unwavering.
Be confident.
Be cool.
Now stare deep into her eyes again.
Express your strength
and your desire for her
with your powerful gaze.
If you follow these steps exactly
only three words
will be on her mind