Dear Mr. E
As I write to you
my aging father is in the kitchen
boiling a pot of
bamboo shish kebab skewers.
Help!
signed
Annabelle
Toronto, Ontario


Dear Annabelle
This is EXACTLY the reason
aging fathers should visit
Nothing But Nonsense
EVERY DAY!
Unplug the stove
without him noticing.
Order Chinese Food.
signed
your friendly neighborhood
Mr. E