Sunday, June 18, 2006

Secrets to Seducing a Mannequin

This is it.
You're one pick-up line away
from the promised land.
Say this to her
word for word:

"I want to dress you
in the latest fashions
and put a stylish wig on your head."

Practise this sentence over and over
until you have it just right.
Practise in front of a mirror
to perfect your powerful gaze.


Good Luck!