Monday, June 19, 2006

A second letter of the day

Mr. Ogilivie
Please return the mannequin
that you carried out of our store
along with the fishing net she was holding.
If she's not back by 4pm today
I'm calling the police.
signed
Robert Dortmund
Manager
Canadian Tire store #412
Timmons, Ontario

P.S.
Is she alright?
Tell her I miss her very much.